It's pretty close to unanimous that March is a better month than February, and yet every 4 years we feel the need to delay March so we can give February an extra day. I and many other people think this is an incredibly dumb idea and I am finally doing something about it. I am organizing a nation wide march through downtown of every major city in America to protest Leap Day. This protest, which I am calling "March for March" will take place every Leap Day until the government finally gives in and permanently gets rid of Leap Day. If you like March better than February and want to do your part to ensure that in the future it always starts on time, then act now. JOIN MARCH FOR MARCH! For more information visit the official web site of March for March. If this protest is successful, it will likely be followed by a protest to change the official spelling of the word "February". If you think there is nothing wrong with the current spelling of "February", then you are a moron.

As you have hopefully noticed by now, I like to make references to morons in my blog. If you haven't noticed that yet, then you are a moron. I certainly hope that this blog has not called you a moron yet, because if it has you must have disagreed with me at some point. If you disagree with me, then you are a moron. As you enjoy reading my blog in the future (or suffer through it, whichever) please keep in mind anyone who reads my blog and does not enjoy it is a moron. If you didn't enjoy reading this entry, then you are a moron.

What can you blog about on a Monday? Here's a list of ideas I had:
(none)
Yeah, it's a pretty short list. In fact, it's still debatable whether or not "(none)" can even count as a list item, so it might not even be a real list. If I do less blogging on Monday than other days of the week in the future, I think you'll understand why. If you think this entry was totally pointless then you are a moron.

You're probably wondering why there was no entry for February 23rd. Allow me to explain. I spent part of Friday and most of the day yesterday (the 23rd) visiting a local university that I'm not actually all that interested in going to but they sent a recruiter to my high school with free pens and chapstick and I filled out an information card to look like I wasn't just there to get free stuff, so now I'm on the mailing list and they sent me a flier for a visiting night that only cost $20 and included food, lodgings, and a tee-shirt, so I decided to go, which turned out to be a good idea because it was way cool spending a night at college without actually having to go to any classes or anything. If you think that was a run-on sentence then you are a moron.

Apparently, Blogstream's clock is set to eastern time, but I live in the mountain time zone, so if you want to know what time these entries were really posted you're going to have to subtract 2 hours from the times listed at the bottom. Blogstream's clock is also 2 minutes ahead of my computer's clock so if you want to know what time I thought it was you'll have to do even more math. If you actually care what time I thought it was or actually do any math to figure it out then, as of 12:16 PM, you are a moron.